Here are some of me and Cody's favorite picturz. (Cody's a wild animal!)
Sunday, July 6, 2008
C & C Jokes
Here are some jokes me and Cody like to call "C & C Jokes." And Cody's favorite one is the third one. And my favorite one is the second one. So here are our jokes:
My friend came to my house yesterday. And his face was all read and puffy. I said, "Hey! Why is your face like that?" He said, "I stopped to smell a brose." I said, "There's no B in brose." Then he said, "There was in that one!"
My mom came home with a baby kitten. She said, "I just got this for your little sister!" I said, "Great deal!" (The mom sold the little sister for the kitten.)
Question: Why did the elephant cross the road?
Answer: It was the chicken's day off!
Question: What do you call a lion in the North Pole?
Answer: LOST!!!
Question: What is gray, has a tail, big ears, and a trunk?
Answer: An elephant?
Answer: Nope! It's a mouse going on vacation!
My friend came to my house yesterday. And his face was all read and puffy. I said, "Hey! Why is your face like that?" He said, "I stopped to smell a brose." I said, "There's no B in brose." Then he said, "There was in that one!"
My mom came home with a baby kitten. She said, "I just got this for your little sister!" I said, "Great deal!" (The mom sold the little sister for the kitten.)
Question: Why did the elephant cross the road?
Answer: It was the chicken's day off!
Question: What do you call a lion in the North Pole?
Answer: LOST!!!
Question: What is gray, has a tail, big ears, and a trunk?
Answer: An elephant?
Answer: Nope! It's a mouse going on vacation!
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